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Hatred and Long-Distance Sleepers

I promise I'm not a negative person, but god I HATE summer in NYC.  I hate the heat. I hate sweating. I hate all the extra children on the streets. I hate being forced to wear pants to work even though it feels like 98 degrees without factoring in humidity. I hate the smell of dog shit when it's cooking on the pavement. I hate the bugs that come out of nowhere. I hate the increased electric bill from running my A/C. I hate the increased traveling prices. I hate all the tourists who decide to fly here, immediately find the street that I am on, and walk slowly in front of me. I hate every train station that is 95 degrees. And most of all I hate people who try to convince themselves and others that summer in this city is so amazing.  You know who you are.  Now, let's get into the sleepers. Every offseason some players are selfish dickheads and change teams with no regard for what it will do to the fantasy community. Right when you are finally feeling confident about who they a